we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Randomize
