is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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