dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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