OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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