I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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