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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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