My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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