guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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