If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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