i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
How did I end up in the pool?!
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I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I currently don't understand fingers.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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