His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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