Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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