And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Randomize
