Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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