I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
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