please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Randomize
