Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
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