that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
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Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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