"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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