Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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