Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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