Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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