Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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