so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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