You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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