what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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