so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
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