Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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