summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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