We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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