he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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