ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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