so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Randomize
