Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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