Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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