I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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