You work out of a Hotel?
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
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