fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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