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zippers are such a cool invention
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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