Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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