is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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