what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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