Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
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