I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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