He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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