Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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