the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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