it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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