So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Found the puke drawer
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
