i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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