I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
