this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
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