Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
Randomize
